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Justin E. Schutz's avatar

Yah killin me here, I can’t stop laughing, choked on my flaggel. Is that ranch in Montana next to the one where Frank Zappa went to grow Dental Floss?

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Bret Primack's avatar

exactly!

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Richard Lowenthal's avatar

Living near Paramus (Teaneck). I knew all that was true. I might have even eaten in that restaurant. The Bergen County Jail was a few miles away, thus "Jailhouse Rock" and after you ate in the restaurant you were "All Shook Up." Thanks for some Holiday Humor

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Bret Primack's avatar

I used live in Edgewater, down the road from Fort Lee. Maybe trips to Paramus on Route 4.

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Richard Dubin's avatar

You clearly suffer a morbid form of Borowitz Brain Deterioration (BBD). As it advances you'll notice horrific and disabling enlargement of your feet and nose. Fortunately, Rx treatment exists in the off label realm. PM me for Dr. Fanger's contact detes.

DON'T WAIT! You're welcome.

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Bret Primack's avatar

Thanks, I needed that.

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Jay Primack's avatar

The one thing that came to mind while reading this piece, was that you must have some fantastic dreams in technicolor!

Fun piece to read. Thx.

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Bret Primack's avatar

Wouldn't it be great if we could have a video of our dreams, when we awaken?

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Su Terry's avatar

Don't worry, that's coming. If it's not already here, lurking in a secret DARPA lab in South Carolina.

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Bret Primack's avatar

I’m ready for that. My dreams have always been incredible.

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

Very funny. Almost excessive but who cares? There is sometimes a need for excess. Isn't being Jewish just the best? Or am I pushing things here?

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Manuela Thiess Garcia's avatar

Ha, h, ha!

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Richard Dubin's avatar

I've seen Patient Zero up close and personal. You do not want BBD. Saving you from that fate is the least I could do for my precious friend 💉

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