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Manuela Thiess Garcia's avatar

Thanks for the chuckle, my friend. Your writing had me writhing with giggles. I think of how I giggled when Hair came out so long ago: 'Masturbation, can be fun...'

These kind of medieval laws are not really funny, but still, they are so backward it is hard not to laugh, especially when masturbation is so healthy.

The new technocratic Right Wing, like Musk, et.al., is determined to populate the country, which is odd, because they also appear to be hastening the evangelically foretold rapture where all non-believers will succumb to the apocalypse.

Justin E. Schutz's avatar

I guess Koko Taylor won't be singing "Wang Dang Doodle" all night long in Texas!

R.J. Marx's avatar

Outstanding!

Andrew Homzy's avatar

Soon, “Mother” will become a dirty word - and “become" will be expunged from all dictionaries and removed from all textual, audio and video dissemination. And so will be the words “expunged” and “dissemination”.

gail smith reynolds's avatar

Boom 💥

Richard Wells's avatar

What about nocturnal emissions? Especially if you're any good at lucid dreaming. Unintended pew bound adolescent hard-ons? Let's get to work on posters for the next "Hands Off," demonstrations.

Ms. Mrod's avatar

it IS about control

and counting...

Linda Stefkovic's avatar

This is preposterous. You took my breath away to the point of feeling faint. I can Google for sources myself, but I'd appreciate any that you can provide. Thank you for the PSA.

Robert C. Gilbert's avatar

Wasn't the Blackmon thing a joke?

Bret Primack's avatar

I found it on a newspaper in Texas.