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Richard Wells's avatar

one of your fuuniest. The Promised Land meets the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

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Adam Sieff's avatar

Excellent!

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

There is something delicious about being a Jew. I don't need the religion. I'm the drummer in a band called The Ethnics. Klezmer, Coltrane and Johnny Rotten. Not seriously but it's a thought...you got some great zingers in here, Bret. You can only imagine what my mother thought of me.

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Bret Primack's avatar

I'm sure she loved you but wished you'd been a doctor.

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

She would have accepted a dentist. She was horrible! A terrible mom. Literally violently opposed to my playing music.

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Bret Primack's avatar

She tapped her foot on 1 and 3?

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Arthur Rosch's avatar

No foot tapping! Head bopping arm squeezing;; there's never been a less musical person. Oh wait....that was my dad. Nah...no music in that house. I don't know how I exist.

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Justin E. Schutz's avatar

Hilarious! At least Saul became a Doctor and didn’t disappoint his father. His mother will always love him.

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Manuela Thiess Garcia's avatar

Very funny. Thanks. I needed that this evening!

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Su Terry's avatar

Comedy in the great tradition of Frank Gallop, Allen Sherman and Woody Allen 🥰

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